There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"中文翻譯：有位老婆嫉妒心很強(qiáng)，以至于有一次，他的老公在夜里回來(lái)，她在查找了他的夾克沒(méi)發(fā)現(xiàn)頭發(fā)之后，便沖著她的老公吼道：好啊，你欺騙我，你目前居然和一個(gè)禿頂?shù)呐栽谝粔K。第二天晚上，當(dāng)她沒(méi)聞到任何香水味后，便又向老公吼道：她不只禿頂，而且還很窮，買不起任何香水。