Three nuns^{2 were talking. The first nun1 said, I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines.
What did you do? the other nuns asked.
Well, of course I threw them in the trash.
The second nun said, Well, I can TOP that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!
Oh my! gasped3 the other nuns. What did you do? they asked.
I poked4 holes in all of them! she replied. The third nun fainted.}