Two women and their dogs were in a Vet's waiting room . The brunette says to the blonde That's a beautiful dog you've got there, what're you bringing him in for?
The blonde replies He's Xtremely horny, and whenever I bend1 over, he tries to fuck me!!!
The brunette says Xcitedly That's why I'm here!
The blonde says oh, You're getting him neutered too?
The brunette says Ha, no way, I'm getting his toe-nails cut!