A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession.
The surgeon says: Surgery IS the oldest profession. God took a rib1 from Adam to create Eve and you can't go back further than that.
The architect says: Hold on! In fact, God was the first architect when he created the world out of chaos2 in 7 days, and you can't go back any further than THAT!
The lawyer puffs3 his cigar and says: Gentlemen, Gentlemen...who do you think created the CHAOS??!!