Frog

The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, Now I'll show you

this frog in my pocket. He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a

chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said,

That's funny. I distinctly^{1 remember eating my lunch.}

青蛙

老師正在給學生上生物課：目前，我將要給你們看我袋子里的這只青蛙。接著，他把手伸進口袋，卻拿出了一份雞肉三文治。老師滿臉困惑地看了一眼，沉思了一會兒，說道：真奇怪。我明明記得我已經把午飯吃掉了。