I'm Roddy RapscallionI'm rowdy and rude.I'm coarse and I'm callous^{1.I'm crabby and crude.I'm gross and uncivil.I'm hardly a joy.There never was known a more boisterous2 boy.I screech3 and I squabble.I bellow4 and bawl5.I haven't got friends'cause I argue and brawl6.I'm nasty and noxious7.I rant8 and I rave9.I'm always in trouble.I never behave.I like to throw tantrumsfrom morning till night.Except when my mom's around;then I'm polite.}